video games fucked me up so bad.  how the hell am i gonna be able to even enjoy real life anymore.  my friends are gonna take me on a free trip to paris and when we get to the eiffel tower im gonna get on a bike and start frantically riding around it in circles.  ”what the fuck are you doing wendy” “i need to keep hatching these fucking eggs until one of these birds comes out albino, it’s really important”